Briz Patrick

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I don't know a lot about magic but I have a few twix up my sleeve

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ https://t.co/A1f7BgGyUw

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😂😂😂

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ https://t.co/sikzz7ieqc

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When my parents come into my room...

https://t.co/R8FGZxkJ41

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ https://t.co/s4G1WkUbvt

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I've never related to a vending machine more in my life.

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@lewy11_ plz take note https://t.co/OwJo2Wdg8m

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@joyyelise something to look forward to https://t.co/sCAna4wB3v

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@joyyelise https://t.co/0xte0E0bvN

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ let's move here, guaranteed a job https://t.co/fDkFmZgxhW

[CNN @CNN]

Nigeria wants to create 400,000 jobs by making pencils https://t.co/rLo42BZErS

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ https://t.co/dra1L8gaTV

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ https://t.co/hvH2Wfifle

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When someone offers you food but you're on a diet. https://t.co/ytgdHQa4aW

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@joyyelise https://t.co/yLgWr9CDAk

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Current Mood https://t.co/gofm7d0u15

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@__nicoles_ https://t.co/5XXbGq3KYJ

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

Word is wood chipper. "I thought that was an animal" -@__nicoles_

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@lewy11_ https://t.co/FpeVGBZz68

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How was your 2015? https://t.co/VIodfPzj3A

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@JLitch24 @JimmyPaschal https://t.co/rykKkix0XV

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@JLitch24 https://t.co/vh2Iuuge9l

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Damn it 😂😂 https://t.co/Jl2x9TO71k

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@lewy11_ https://t.co/7ksSbxfXbZ

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Do it again" https://t.co/VmciqJH6e0

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/rpI0fyQbRb

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@lewy11_ https://t.co/nEFUMYsAit

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dogs will always be better than cats

https://t.co/8GCZk1u6kr

[Briz Patrick @Briznard]

@JimmyPaschal @AustinTrombino tomorrow. https://t.co/lUHTuT2kPH

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Still the biggest savage to ever live https://t.co/oaqigbZUST