Just A Brother

[George W. Bush Presidential Center @TheBushCenter]

"I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance policy is cruel. It is immoral. And it breaks my heart." -@laurawbush https://t.co/yMsyA6WtgY

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

"Southern" as in the Republic of Ireland? https://t.co/5Rxa41obro

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

My mother saved a menu from the Dark Horse Tavern in Estes Park, Colorado, when my parents went there on their honeymoon. Check out those prices!

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

Wow! You learn something new every day. The film didn't mention that they buried it after it was finally destroyed.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

Sitting on a plane across the aisle from Newt and Callista Gingrich. Must. Hold. My. Tongue.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

Sacred heart of Elvis. He ain't nothing but a hound dog of heaven.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

You need to get back to Rome more often, John. It's agnello not agnese. Furthermore, while some shops still close, many, if not most, are open on Pasquetta.
https://t.co/MK43DGlDvp via @Crux

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

One oddity in my FB data are the 4 unfamiliar musical groups who have my contact info, along with Live Nation Concerts. Maybe it's a Br. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde sort of thing, where my evil alter-ego attends concerts at night. @LindseyStirling @30SECONDSTOMARS @evanescence @paramore

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

I downloaded my Facebook data today, and I am very disappointed in myself. Only 16 companies wanted my contact information, and 5 of those were grocery stores. And not even the chic grocery stores!

[Cardinal Seán @CardinalSean]

The extraordinary role of the students from Parkland Fla in focusing the mind of the country on this critical social problem should be a sign of hope for all of us. #MarchForOurLives

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

@FrCharles Ooh ooh, can I make up one of the rules? Pretty please!

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

@TheOnion I wonder where they got their inspiration? #capuchincrypt

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

I'm 13 of 48 on the upgrade standby list on a plane with 8 first class seats that are all booked. A pessimist would say it's hopeless. So would an optimist, unless he is really, really stupid. #UA263

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

The aptly named passion fruit. An attractive exterior, full of promise, but the consummation leaves you unsatisfied.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

Hide the hammers. https://t.co/CtVkdflEg2

[Charles, OFM Cap. @FrCharles]

The Lutheran pastor is coming to lunch tomorrow. How shall I prepare?

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

However, when we finally succeed in creating a friar, we have the name: Fra Enkenstein. https://t.co/kEGVmsWe4V

[Charles, OFM Cap. @FrCharles]

Highlight of other complaints: two friars note that a certain brother was not created by the friars but was a Croatian. (creato/croato)

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

@FrCharles My solution: no one gets a birthday party. There, everyone is equal.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

@qikipedia That explains where all our teaspoons have gone.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

Saw "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" yesterday. Verdict: meh.

[Just A Brother @BrMarkSchenk]

Bread and circuses. https://t.co/0pUUOLrBOP