iona potapov

greedy dope prophet

[iona potapov @brngmethprpse]

I'm Iona Potapov

[iona potapov @brngmethprpse]

drinking a bottle of aldi wine in 14 seconds outside aldi, going in and getting another one, smoking a joint too,

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do you… hm… dance with the devil (watch videos on instagram),?

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i like when the fb marketplace item description is like Now this is a fine item. now this is something really special

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SORRY!

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my young child (eating pizza): yummm

me (rolling eyes): yeppp i knoww

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i know you’re hiding here

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wearing a huge white t shirt that says I’m Scared to Touch or Kiss

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pulling up to our date in a strangely uncharacteristic outfit and not looking at you. because im scared

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ooooo goooeyyy

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it’s just like taking candy from a baby’s very clever, strong mother

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i’m Iona Potapov. you’ve never actually heard from me.

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it’s a Miracle to be Alive

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sometimes a beautiful dream can Inspire you

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I’m going to art school to learn how to make a magnum opus

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I invented kefir and also the diminished scale

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someone’s coming after me

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getting turned away for a lack of funds

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detective: ..ashes?

grizzled toddler: ashes.

detective: and then what?
they all just… fall down?

gt: (long drag from cigarette) hypothetically.

[iona potapov @brngmethprpse]

singing my new band believe