Brando

Professional garbage relocation specialist | Would rather be golfing. #GoBlue

[Brando @Brnin33]

@BarstoolBigCat If you need your garbage truck picture fix hit me up big cat

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Less analytical and more emotional response to Larkin requesting a trade: soft.

I get wanting to win. I get pushing Yzerman to add. I get that you're tired of losing.

Still soft. Larkin wasn't free from blame as to why Detroit fell short the past few years.

Soft. #LGRW

[Brando @Brnin33]

It’s odd to me that hockey is still happening

[Brando @Brnin33]

I hope the NBA goes bankrupt

[Brando @Brnin33]

Sports are dumb.
(Says man who has watched his favorite school win nattys in football and basketball.)

[Brando @Brnin33]

@AndyKthe1st A fella can only take so much NBA and I think I’m at my limit

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

James Harden on offense, while the refs call the foul on the defense

[Brando @Brnin33]

I haven’t seen LeBron play in a long time but dude doesn’t even look like he’s trying anymore

[Brando @Brnin33]

@hoodiehanko32 I’M IN LLOYD

[Brando @Brnin33]

I would genuinely go to the Pistons game Thursday if gas wasn’t $5/gal

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

ROCKED BY DING

443 FEET 💣

[Brando @Brnin33]

55-19… sheeeesh

[Brando @Brnin33]

Tough way to find out.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Tigers fans, like all fans of Michigan sports, are tremendously unattractive

[Brando @Brnin33]

@TremendousUM Were you not around for that one night last year? They were going all night around Jenison

[Marc Ryan @MarcRyanOnAir]

The Red Wings have missed the Playoffs 10 seasons in a row.

In a league where half the teams make it, the odds of missing out a decade straight are....wait for it...

.009%.

You have a 99.9% chance of making it at least ☝️time in 10 seasons. I knew we were special. #LGRW

[Stone Cold Steve Yzerman @McCartyDangles]

Todd Mcllelan on the boos during the salute

"This is hockeytown, they're not even clamoring for a cup...they just want a group to give them something to cheer for. We earned that reaction..."

[Brando @Brnin33]

I am still on cloud 9 over here but this 9pm tip needs to change. I’m driving a 50,000-70,000 lb vehicle on less than 3 hours of sleep.
But still go blue

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Not saying that Michigan isn’t loaded, and not saying they didn’t spend a fortune on their roster, but it’s amazing that they are THIS dominant with

• A transfer from UAB
• A transfer who UNC fans DID NOT want back who “couldn’t shoot”
• A Non Starter at UCLA
• A Non Starter at Illinois
• 2 Players that played on Michigan’s 8-24 Team
• A guard who shot sub 30% from 3 the last two seasons in the Big 10
• A Freshman

This has been a masterful job by Dusty May and company putting this group together bringing it to life

[Steve Lorenz @TremendousUM]

By far this most memorable part of this team is that they won a million different ways.

[Brando @Brnin33]

My brother just won a national championship and said “I still sucked the second half” lollll I love yax