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Reps for Jesus.

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Yeah I don't do squats cause they're bad for your knees.

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In this church, the only thing you give up is your last rep...you give it up to Jesus.

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I'm gonna bang something here. It's either the weights or your mom...and it's both.

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A pump is finishing third but getting the gold medal.

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Arnold once said that a pump is like cumming. Well, I actually cum when I get a pump and let me tell ya…a pump is way better.

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And all I know is, creatine is safer than toast.

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Your pump is like tomorrow. And you can never reach tomorrow because once it’s tomorrow then it’s today again.

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Make sure you flex in everything you do.

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You don't get any points for not cheating if you still suck.

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A pump is having a gangbang with just yourself.

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Gnar Pump is a pre-workout designed to turn you the fuck up and then throw away the key.

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Every time you take Gnar Pump it’s like getting a new car that goes 100 and never crashes.

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But powder doesn’t give you gains, lifting does. And Gnar Pump gives you lifting.

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Curls for the girls.

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A couple that lifts together lives forever.

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If someone doesn't follow you on social media, you don't exist to that person.

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What do you do to find your motivation? I stand in front of a mirror and open my eyes.

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Stop lifting? The only thing you’ll want to stop is the Earth from turning, so you can have more time to make these gains.

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But powder doesn’t give you gains, lifting does. And Gnar Pump gives you lifting.

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Gnar Pump is motivation, made into a powder that tastes like fruit punch and hits like Falcon punch!