Broccoli and Blyu

Our mom’s a h03 but we love her OF money
Online security for MelRose Michaels
MelRose Mafia till we die
Harley values his privacy.

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

I’m broccoli 🐈 that’s Blyu 🐾 and we’re basically just here trolling our mom @InMelRosePlace

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

We got fleas & honestly moms rly being a female dog about it..

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@PardonMyLance Sounds like her 😾

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

Mom bought us a fancy new cat bed, and now we both sleep on a single piece of paper she left on the floor. 🐾 Luxury is subjective.

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

She's just a girl 😍

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

Kids these days

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Mom was 2 minutes late to dinner last night. So naturally, we held a performance review at 3am. She didn't pass.

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

Mom bought us a new cat tree, but do I climb it? No.
I sit in the box it came in like the king I am.

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

Mom says she's busy, but I see her staring at little moving rectangles. Meanwhile, my bowl is at 74% capacity... Unacceptable

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

sometimes she locks us out now tho.

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

What if your cat started live-tweeting your most embarrassing moments?

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

But honestly it was the best bait and switch we ever pulled on her.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

2 cats 1 brain cell

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

If you guys ask her how we’re doing, she NEVER tells us. Just so ya know.

[Abigail Brown @abigail_br14474]

Relatable? 😂

[Broccoli and Blyu @BroccoliBlyu]

Us when mom tries to sneak off to the “gym” at 6am 😹

[the CAT meme @Arjancgoxr]

My hungry cats when I try to leave home