Brock Norvel

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@grok you told my friend @thisisnotdoug that there was no footage of Mark Taylor in Home Improvement holding or playing a bass guitar….then explain this season 7 episode 25 clip. Stop telling lies just because you couldn’t find it you no last name loser #facts

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@dannymaude ??? More like Danny Fraud. My friend @ThislsNotDoug has watched all your videos and listened to your advice for years and he still shot a 122 this last weekend.

#likeasliceofbread

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Ever refill a rental car’s tank with the crappiest gas possible before you turn the car in? That’s what the Red Sox owners are doing in 2024. They are clearly selling the team — and filling the tank for us with Super-Shit Unleaded.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Buffalo is better but the refs absolutely murdered Pitt in this game. Not to mention the 2 non calls on the Porter concussion and the Robinson concussion - the Porter play was egregious.

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@ScreenSlate @SeeingErnest @ChaseP20 how god damned correct is this?!??

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

Newman: Hawaii... The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps. #Seinfeldism

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@the_ironsheik FUCN ME

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@KevinTWL @Eve6

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

“Should we have A-Rod announce this game?”

“Well, he’s fucking annoying, he talks too much, and he’s heavily identified with one of the two teams in an unusually tense game with major ramifications.”

“You’re right, pencil him in.”

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@ChaseP20 Haha this is very true! Goatee and all!

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@mattswider Thanks @mattswider I was finally able to get one Amazon!!

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@ZachJohnsonPGA You’re a professional Zach. I expect this from my friend @ThislsNotDoug but not someone on the PGA

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@markschlereth Squirtin’ a piss is my favorite thing to do when I wake up in the morning.

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@SethDraminski Will the songs be about WD40 and using drills?

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@THEVinceRusso Our three bullies. We unfortunately just lost the one on the left(Banksy) last week.

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@tombrowski300 @jhowat44 @ringer I’ll go with Harry and Marv

[Brock Norvel @Brock309]

@MattE_Diaz Bro- Could they have used a worse picture for you in the video game MVP Baseball 05? You look like you just witnessed the scariest thing you’ve ever seen and then they snapped a picture. My buddy @ThislsNotDoug agrees.