Barney Stinson

Suit up, because this account is going to be LEGEN...wait for it...DARY. parody account

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Missing someone + No texts from them = Worst feeling.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird faces. R~T if you thought of someone.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Don't overthink it, Just do it.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

It's funny how when two people are perfect for each other, everybody else can see it but themselves.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Behind every beautiful girl is the ugly relationship that made her scared to love again.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

A person who truly loves you will never let you go or give up on you, no matter how hard the situation is.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Age doesn't define maturity.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Don't ask me what's wrong when you obviously know you are the problem.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

I love people I can be weird with.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

If you love me, let me know, If you don't, let me go.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

Good relationships don't just happen, they take time, patience and two people who want to be together.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

The longer you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. They have your heart.

[Barney Stinson @BrocodeBarney]

I still remember how we started talking