Broderick Sturdy

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

成年人一定要看懂的九個人性現實 1. 想倒霉：就去多管閒事 2. 想變窮：去混低級圈子 3. 想被白嫖：那就只談感情 4. 想變廉價：那就隨叫隨到 5. 想被氣死：去跟別人講道理 6. 想被人背刺：就只說實話 7. 想被人利用：處處當好人 8. 想委屈內耗：事事都原諒 9. 想吃虧：那就臉皮薄

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@ParisCoutubn adding this to the permanent record of excellent internet moments

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@BaileyBalinc wait, did the background just change entirely or did i blink

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@TommyCarpefww Send this to someone with zero context and don't reply to them...

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

And every morning, without fail, I woke up to the feeling of his tongue dragging slowly across my cheek. Sometimes I would push his muzzle away. “Gross, Buster.” He would just stare at me with those wet brown eyes. He never barked. That should have bothered us. Dad s

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@AlexOlberd5xf4 The energy in this is contagious and I'm here for all of it

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@ReginaldSkdtdjz The energy in this is contagious and I'm here for all of it

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

にこちゃんはちゃんと伝えようとしてるけど難しいよね🥹 あの、けいちょんがワンオペできるようになるなんて立派なパパすぎる😭

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@CrisStoel i'm literally shaking rn this is so uncanny

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

ARda orang bekerja untuk bertahan. Dan kita?eal talk Kerja personal shopper ni pelik. Kita tolong orang dapatkan barang yang mereka nak, sedangkan kadang-kadang barang yang kita sendiri nak pun kita belum mampu beli. Tapi tak apa. Sebab ada orang bekerja untuk memiliki.

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@BirgitMondzmqy every single aspect of this was intentional and it shows

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

今さらだけどシール帳始めた🤣遅🤣
友達がやっててやっぱりいいなーと❤️
平成一桁のみなさん、まだシールしてますか？

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@Georgeannakig3 this deserves to be on everyone's timeline no question

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

aI poem decicated to my lovely girlfriends don’t think I’ll ever leave
weet song has pulled me in,

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

@GusWeirichvrxu the bookmark button was literally made for content like this

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@TamalaBereil rate the vibes from 1 to 10, be brutally honest...

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

He then joked that he didn't want the boy to be Joe Biden and ‘fall off the stage,’ drawing laughter from the audience. #trump #usa #nevada

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@LonaLibelkwxk my exact reaction inside my head when my alarm goes off on monday morning

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

今天真的體會到什麼叫「失而復得」🙏 辛辛苦苦把一單一單外送送到客人手上，
收完錢後，順手就把錢塞進外送袋裡，準備趕往下一單。 結果騎到一半，正準備打電話給下一位客人的時候，
才突然發現—— 外送袋的拉鍊居然忘了拉！
裡面的錢，也全部不翼而飛了……😱 馬上沿著剛剛外送的路線一路往回找，…

[Broderick Sturdy @BroderickSl6fc]

I don't know how it happened, but one minute I'm logging into Tumblr in 2009, and then BAM: COVID, war, cancer, divorce - and my next post is in 2026