Broseph Stalin

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

I don't turn red. I AM red. I'm Indian. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

*keeps using air quotes when he talks, keeps calling them "Talky Marks"* #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

I'm Indian. Like Native American. IN-DI-AN. I don't know why you're saying there's anything wrong with that. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Lemme quote Michael Jordan when he said you miss all the shots you don't take... (actually a Wayne Gretzky quote) #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

My English skills, I will admit, aren't not the greatest. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Who cares what Rotten Tomatoes thinks about movies?! #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

I don't put a lot of stock in IMBD. Ya know, that movie site. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Wait. Was Malkovich in that Being John Malkovich movie?

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

I mean, pop culture is probably not my expertise... #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Wait, is Kanye from Chicago?!?! #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Kid Rock. His songs are word for word. Internationally. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

I mean she really does have a punchable face. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

The teacher that had the hots for me was - I don't mean to be mean - but she was the oldest, ugliest lady. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

It didn't really help that in Senior year of high school, my English teacher wanted me. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

"E" for effort? "A" for effort? #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Columbus didn't kill anyone off. He brought the Europe to America. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

All Summer Long by Kid Rock is the only summer song worth listening to. #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

What else do you listen to when you go ca-brewing? *pauses* Canoeing with beers? #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

Offspring is like the greatest band of all time! #guyfromwork

[Broseph Stalin @BroFromWork]

English was my funnest and best class. #guyfromwork