Brogasms

Ultra leftwing shitposting autist who smokes weed and maybe is a cat. Also gets mad at video games. Will get drunk and have bad takes. Will delete later likely.

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When I die someone get a Oujia board and DM me up to date memes in the afterlife.

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@FyuriLeBlanc Can we please learn how to form sentences with capital letters and correct punctuation too? Please use the English language better while here in America, or you can go back to wherever you came from.

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I played Beyblade at a bar tonight where these guys had a whole kit that you could build your own.... I went 12/12 over the night with this orange one and like I've never felt more alive in my life.

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@RealKodiTheFox @EjBeta Tell us you aint ever worked industy without sayin you aint

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The crunchy roll recommended list after watching Tanya the Evil is atrocious. Not a single military conquest or war type recommendation, just waifu bait, not even a gundam. If i ever find a genie lamp im gonna wish all weebs out of existence.

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Why does Boots Riley just kinda look like a wish version of Cam Newton on the Daily Show.

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@Pirat_Nation The balance is still trash. Reviews warranted

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@redbaronpizza not sure if this is on yall or @Albertsons, but this aint it chief.

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@TelAviv26 @nenkosyt @Parodyjeffx LMAOOOO THE DUDE WHO COULDNT SHOW HIS PROOF IS DEMANDING PROOF HAHAHAHAHAHA

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High as shit at 11am on a Friday in a Goodwill, vibing to some 70s to start a 4 day weekend. Its gonna be a good one.

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@AYOCali_ I will die on this hill with you

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Man I hate realizing my toaster oven was on bake but I've had the toast timer going for 5min and my bread is coldddddddd just as the rest the bullshit is ready.

This will make sense to at least one other person I swear.

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In all sincerity pullin data straight from my ass, it seems Republicans are in worse shape across the country then liberals. Before anyone brings up pink haired tumblrites just remember the mama june's and everyone who shops at a piggly wiggly.

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(Talking about hemorrhoids over drinks because were in our 40s)
"Yeah last year I saw the doc. He started putting lube on his finger.....I dont like this at all."

Ah being old.

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Man I fucking hate watching Brayan Bello. He fucking blows

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@tedcruz

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@Stryxo I just watches that hyrule rivers one a few weeks back, hes a sensible chuckle

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@WeAreSinclair Guess we boycotting Sinclair channels now.

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@kjaypaw More Legos. Maybe a jersey of their favorite sports person. Silly desktop calendars.

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@nathan_covey Sign in via Neopets sorely missing

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"We didnt test the Android build that prevents people from giving us money. Time to shit on that user base instead of the Dev team." Amazing.

[Cormac @cormachayden_]

"make an android app"