Brohammer

Im rarely ever sarcastic. I'm outdoorsy as in I like to get drunk on patios. #MoState

[Brohammer @Brohammmer]

@elio82 @dkhorse Gotta bet the 8 in Race 6.

[Brohammer @Brohammmer]

@stoolpresidente Islanders in 4

[Erica Winston @EricaWinston]

6 white cars and I put that on erythang

[Erica Winston @EricaWinston]

need some diff roommates. preferably ones that clean up after themselves....or just themselves

[St. Louis Metropolitan Police @SLMPD]

RECOGNIZE THESE SUBJECTS?

They're persons of interest in the murder of Ret. Capt. David Dorn.

Anyone with info should call our Homicide Div directly @ 314-444-5371, or if you want to remain anonymous & are interested in a reward (up to 45k) contact @STLRCS @ 866-371-TIPS(8477)

[Alex Rodriguez @AROD]

Late night tik toks @JLo 😂 #WaitForIt
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Follow me at arod13! https://t.co/YsJyDBC8IB

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

Updated scenarios for the #STLCards to win the division:

Cards go 3-0

Cards go 2-1, Brewers go 4-1

Cards go 1-2, Brewers go 3-2

Cards go 0-4, Brewers go 2-3

(h/t: @Total_CardsMove)

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

From @gmfb: #Chargers RB Melvin Gordon will re-join his team today, ending his holdout and giving the team their best running back again. That’ll help.

[Cam Janssen @CamJanssen25]

No matter what happens today.....Hey @patmaroon everyone will always remember what you did for this city, and will forever be a hometown hero. You did good bud 🏆 #stlblues

[Brohammer @Brohammmer]

@Buccigross @StLouisBlues @SanJoseSharks Schwartz/ Hertl #bucciovertimechallenge

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

“I’m going to trade for all the shitty contracts on your team so I can sign a max deal this summer with the Lakers but don’t get too excited because that second max is for Kawhi and your ass is going to San Antonio”

[Brohammer @Brohammmer]

Even after being married 30+ years my mom still refers to my dad as her “baby daddy”

[nick wright @getnickwright]

LeBron is now the All Time Playoff Record Holder for:
Points
Steals
Field Goals
Minutes
Buzzer Beaters
Game Winners (<5 secs)
PPG in Game 7s

[Leesha @xsparkage]

Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Dylan @DylanBaer]

Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Babe are you single or nah? @rihanna

[Cole Manbeck @Cole_Manbeck]

A true underdog story. How a team comprised of three 5-star recruits and and six 4-stars and was a 1 seed reached the Final 4 despite having to to travel 160 miles to Wichita and 190 miles to Omaha to get to this point. I can see it now. This has the makings of a 30 for 30. https://t.co/ekXMw8wWtZ