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@BasedMikeLee Hey Mike, are you a Freemason?

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@Krissa_Kray_ This whole show was a huge win. Really enjoyed it when it first came out. I should rewatch it at some point, see if it holds up.

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@AuronMacintyre GOP losing with class and grace once again.

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@BasedMikeLee I’d rather sell BLM public lands to Chinese investors.

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@RapSheet @PitchingNinja Seems like it had some speed behind it.

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@SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc Welker is black?

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@CandiceHollaway @DanHollaway Whew, those are gorgeous pictures. Congrats @CandiceHollaway and @DanHollaway

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@ConceptualJames We’d speak out, but we don’t want to appear as woke right or nationalistic. That would be just awwwwwwwful.

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@GhostinScrubs First of all, it’s an unwritten rule that the black guy dies first, then the inconsequential character, then maaaaaaaybe the hot female.

I don’t know anymore. It’s so tiresome.

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@StJamesStJames She’s a cunt. She should run for office.

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I can still vote in Washington state, Virginia, and Arizona. I haven’t lived in those places for a LOOOOOOOONG TIME.

Maybe I can still vote in California too.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Remember everyone…we are still in the lead, and we’ve got allllllll the way til July 6th to keep counting. They’re not the only ones who know where to find votes 😉

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@Docquistador I use it for tax purposes. If it pays off, great. Those are shelters for your tax dollars and you can max them out and possibly get a refund.

My primary goal is to keep my tax dollars out of learing centers and immigration for as long as physically possible.

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@sanandreafault Would you? Please? Do it this month for extra effect.

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@agave_redux @X9_redux Damnit, I’m an unoriginal bastard.

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@agave_redux @X9_redux I think it’s a t shirt. Not sure though.

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@Oilfield_Rando @AuronMacintyre Ah yes, the “Sheinbaum family of Hermosillo, Mexico”.

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@BadgedPatriot “Why would the cops arrest you if you aren’t doing anything wrong?”

Hush up, boomer.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Nah, we’ve got jobs.