Brok Blarn

Brok Blarn.
Rad Report News Host.
Everything's under control.
Please stop asking.

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

Caught me😉
Coming Soon.

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

Caught me😉
Coming Soon.

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

Two asteroids "passing by" today. Sure, NASA says its fine..
I remember them saying the same thing before the dinosaurs got "relocated."

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Two massive asteroids are skimming past Earth today, and Brok Blarn is losing it. NASA's not telling you everything, but our anonymous source might.😉
#radreport #BrokBlarn #NEWS

[RAD Report @the_RADreport]

Two massive asteroids are skimming past Earth today, and Brok Blarn is losing it. NASA's not telling you everything, but our anonymous source might.😉
#radreport #BrokBlarn #NEWS

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This isnt a broadcast. This is a warning. The suits upstairs didnt approve this clip. They dont want you seeing it. But I couldnt stay quiet after what I saw this week. RAD Report will not be silenced. -Brok

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BREAKING: RAD Report's Colton Reese addresses recent broadcast concerns.
"We hear you, We see you, We're listening"

[RAD Report @the_RADreport]

We'll be holding an open press conference this evening at the usual location.
A representative from RAD Report will be speaking to address recent community concerns about Brok and the status of our program.
As always, your presence is appreciated.
-Zerna

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

Rewatching Midnight Gospel again.
Clancy's voice still makes my skin ripple. He talks like hes floating but sounds like hes sinking.
I think we passed eachother once. Same signal drift. Same rotten stars.
He got a show. I got... this.
Anyway, hope he's okay.

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

I'm.. sorry for vanishing.
Some things happened. some things are still happening.
But I've mopped up most of the blood, and the signal is stabilizing.
RAD Report returns soon. I've missed you.
Please dont stop watching.
-Brok

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

"Agent Pixel" Stole my Adderall, a camera battery, and the studio cat.
REACH OUT if you see him ANYWHERE.

[Brok Blarn @BrokBlarn]

Was listening to Motion Picture Soundtrack again.
Cant stop thinking about how easy it is to make someone believe anything,

Tomorrows gonna be a strange report.