might get cancelled for saying this but it sounds like it’s been copied from somewhere? it all sounds so familiar. i just can’t pinpoint exactly where i’ve heard it? oh wait… i've figured it out… it sounds like song of the year!
Jorginho has released a new statement, now clarifying that Chappell Roan had nothing to do with the security guard that approached his daughter:
“Chappell Roan made a public statement, reached out privately to Catherine, and our teams also spoke directly. It became clear that she had no knowledge of what took place at breakfast and had not asked anyone to approach them. She was understanding and sympathetic to what had happened to our child. […] The security guard himself has since confirmed publicly that he was representing another artist at the hotel at the time.”
Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports:
“I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”
Olivia Rodrigo joins Mitski as the only Wasians in HISTORY to release a debut album with a 4-letter title (LUSH, SOUR), AND release a 2026 album with a 6+ word title (NATHTM, YSPSFAGSIL), AND have an album cover where the artist's mouth is open with their hair flying everywhere!