Turd Ferguson

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@HKehvo @JFreshHockey 🤷‍♂️

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@rachelmlenzi That’s an awful lot of coffee cups for 11 guys

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@NotTheJoeMarino Honestly, McLeod would be a passable option for them as well. We actually match up well if Chevy was less of a pain in the ass.

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@NotTheJoeMarino I have a feeling this deal will look like a bargain in about a week

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@PuckPedia Yikes.

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@Hockey_Robinson But they had Bieber…

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@Sabremetrix Unfortunately, the new CBA gives GMs a 2-day window to veto all trades made by Kyle Davidson

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@evanrender Have you already forgotten Brandon Carlo?

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@RepentFearGod @NHL @StLouisBlues That’s his top speed, unfortunately.

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@MarkLazerus Wild third, Sabres road

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@Sabremetrix His contract really lines up nicely with the Skinner buyout and jumping cap, as well. Could be a very nice fit in a lot of ways.

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@MikeGrinnell_ Great shot. Kind of lazy. Very immature, loves the nightlife and it shows some nights.

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@NotTheJoeMarino Need Chapelle doing Buffalo legend Rick James

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@Chris_Jast @FriedgeHNIC Maybe they’ll actually start to draft well, now

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@JFreshHockey Had a reputation in Buffalo for closing down the bars and showing up looking a little rough, wonder if that continued in Utah as well

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@Aportzline Confronting it an hour before the first pick seems like the idea timing…

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@travisyost Detroit

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@BarstoolChief The Western conference is bad enough that they might make it without him.

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@nyrgoal99 You’re drunk