It’s been a full year and I still can’t get over the Haliburton injury. He would’ve won game 7, completed the most impressive and improbable run in NBA history, and dominated the eastern conference. Much more devastating then D Rose
4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
I am a navy seal (frat bro) in an attack helicopter (on the toilet) entering hostile Afghan territory (a pizza place) to kill Osama bin Laden (play in a beer pong tournament) for eternal glory (free pizza for a year)
Things that turn me on:
1. Open cable machine at my gym
2. Beers on an empty stomach
3. Meals consisting of only appetizers
4. When a quad espresso puts me into flow state
5. Sunset zyns