Bronx Zoo's Codey

In case you did not realize it, I'm NOT Richard Codey. I have a better sense of humor & am like 5000 times more charming.

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

I’m ok, everyone. I mean, no one asked, but I’m ok. #StayTheFHome

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

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[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Every Game of Thrones fan when Arya took out the Night King #GameOfThrones

[Sharknado @SharknadoSYFY]

They’re bigger, stronger, stranger. Hold on tight, #Sharknado5 hits @SYFY, August 6th. 🦈⛈💥

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

When I close my eyes, I see the planets as pirouetting dancers in a cosmic ballet, choreographed by the forces of gravity.

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

I get back on twitter and Sean Spicer resigns. Coincidence? I think not. #NewPressSecretary

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

Holy crap! It takes a lot to wake me up. @wildstein is on twitter. Yeah, that'll do it. This should be good.

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

So, I pulled a Rip VanWinkle from January to today, wake up and THIS happens? Dafuq?

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

Congratulations @JoshuaHenne & @JeanetteNJ on their engagement! May love always find the shine in each others eyes. http://t.co/caBbcWiPQn

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

If @TheRealDonaldTrump should have appeared in #sharknado3 as ambassador to Mexico.

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

I fell asleep during the second showing of #sharknado3 and had dreams of light saber chainsaws chasing me. Thanks @IanZiering

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

#AprilLives because #sharknado3.

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

A baby birthed from within the shark from a retractable chainsaw mom. You're welcome earth. Love America. #sharknado3

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

After #sharknado3 we need to see Sharknado vs Lavalancha. It will be the Godzilla vs King Kong of our generation.

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

@neiltyson is apoplectic right now. #sharknado3

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

It's very helpful to know that if I'm in space and my space shuttle blows up, I can use a shark for reentry. #sharknado3 #science

[Tara Reid @TaraReid]

Holy shit!! #Sharknado3 did that shark just swallow me?!

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

LASER CHAINFRIGGINSAW! #sharknado3

[Bronx Zoo's Codey @BronxZoosCodey]

SHARKS. IN. SPACE! #sharknado3