Nautilus

no man

[Nautilus @BronzeNemo]

No one disputes the executive has a duty to follow the law... except the executive itself apparently.

Better announce it's not the Supreme Courts place to compel the executive to adhere to the law.

Mission accomplished, am I right?

[Nautilus @BronzeNemo]

@emerome @kirawontmiss Oh I've played plague before, I know how this works fuck fuck fuck yay

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@emerome @projecthailmary @AmazonMGMStudio

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@HeidiPriebe1

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@The__RedDot If you're doing it "right", it'll be in the dark at 3am and you'll somehow be peeing on whatever is immediately to the right of you.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

Mr. Rogers, they’re shooting the helpers.

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@The__RedDot Congratulations on becoming a chocolate covered strawberry, I guess?

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@Costco I'm apparently in the minority of people who, when forced to turn on notifications to use the app, will take it as a sign from God to fuck off.

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@johnny_danziel Those are CB radios and they are indeed full of grumpy dudes yelling at each

[Nautilus @BronzeNemo]

@wobblymami Only you can prevent forest fires

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@idiotpeach

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@johnny_danziel

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

So, @FieldMuseum, everyone gets a Santa hat except me, huh? And I'm just supposed to be grateful because I "have my own suite" and am "objectively cooler than the other fossils," right? Wrong. Put the hat on or I'll eat a class field trip.

[Nautilus @BronzeNemo]

https://t.co/rUeY8I0vdn

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@emerome That means you took a really good nap!

[Nautilus @BronzeNemo]

@emilykmay Oh okay, wow. Okay. I wonder what that explanation would look like with a different color background

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Apparently, there was drama in r/art. Wonder how that happened.

[Nautilus @BronzeNemo]

Watching the local mail truck drive by with a flat steer tire

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@The__RedDot Yeah, the only "dark side" of reddit nowadays is the moderation grandstanding about their rules and refusing to compromise about it.

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@wobblymami