Everett James Petalbridge

THE REAL. EVERRETT. JAMES. PETALBRIDGE.

I CAN SMELL THE WEAKNESS ON YOU.

(Lowkey contains tmk spoilers, though vague view posts at ur own risk)

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @TSigmaBarbarian @ScarlemagneDrac WRONG. YOU'RE AN OMEGA.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @TSigmaBarbarian @ScarlemagneDrac IT IS THE SIGMA WAY, A LF. ITS NOT LIKE *YOU* WOULD UNDERSTAND.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

Im coming back in 7-8 years stay tuned//

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@TSigmaBarbarian @ScarlemagneDrac WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME IN MY CONQUEST TO MAKE THIS REALITY

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@williamjrwi PASS.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @mistyizreal @TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @gigi_jrwi WOULDNT YOUR COMMENT ALREADY BE A CONFIRMATIO N.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @mistyizreal @TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @gigi_jrwi WHY DID YOU LIKE IT THOUGH?

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @mistyizreal @TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @gigi_jrwi I AGREE WITH THE FALSE ALPHA. WHY CANT THE PUBLIC EYE HANDLE A CONFLICT?

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @gigi_jrwi TRY ME, *D IMWIT.*

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf @TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @gigi_jrwi HOW WILL I RIP YOUR THROAT OUT WITH CLAWS AS PUNY AS YOU?

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

Can someone please make an Erwyn account before I do it myself//

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @AlfTheAlphaElf @gigi_jrwi MY NAILS ARENT THAT OF A HUMAN WHAT IS THE USE.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @AlfTheAlphaElf @gigi_jrwi Its lowkey because I forgot how to spell it #fakewonderluster//

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TORTURE METHOD.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @AlfTheAlphaElf @gigi_jrwi MAYBE I DID. TROMILTON

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@TurboTroy12 @TSigmaBarbarian @AlfTheAlphaElf @gigi_jrwi BIG TALK FOR ALF'S LANKY TWIN.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@TSigmaBarbarian @TurboTroy12 @AlfTheAlphaElf @gigi_jrwi FUCK Y OU, JIN.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

BOTH OF MY PARTY MEMBERS ARE H O MO S EX U A L S BUT THEY WONT ADMIT IT.

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@LuciaTheElf WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. DO THE STARS DETEST LESBIANS??

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@LuciaTheElf IVE GOT IT. LUCIA, ARE YOU LESBIAN?

[Everett James Petalbridge @BROODING_BEAST]

@AlfTheAlphaElf FINE.