Brook Burbridge

rawr XD

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

It feels just like yesterday when apple accomplished world peace with the water gun emoji 🥹

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

My life may be in shambles, but at least Belle Delphine is back 😔🙏

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

I just got #ordained online as a minister of the Universal Life Church! https://t.co/vXJSvNWvHn via @ulcmonastery

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

I firmly believe DARE should be much more concerned about anime poisoning the youths’ minds than weed

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

I’m not here for Jesus, I’m here for the vibes 🎄

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

The only thing hard around here is my Jeff bezos slander

[Wendy Rogers @WendyRogersAZ]

Big Bird is a communist.

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

@Liz_Wheeler Absolutely dying at the implication that joe rogan and Aaron Rodgers have more authority on the vaccine than big bird and Elmo

[Nick Gilles @paranoid_artoo]

Despacito spelled backwards is Illuminati

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

@EricSandberg10 r/im14andthisisdeep

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

Instagram is run by a capitalist lizard and Twitter is a literal dumpster fire. Pinterest is our only hope…

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

Next bones day ima put my saving into dogecoin

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

How much clout you think I’d get if I overthrew our capitalist government??

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

@tyler_makes Peak high brow comedy

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

@tyler_makes They popped

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

Doja Cat proves female supremacy.

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

If being a stem major has taught me anything, it’s that men are useless

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

@EricSandberg10 R u ok

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

Rock'n to the new song by Katy Perry #DarkHorse

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

@loserisabellak Who’s the dumb one now

[Brook Burbridge @Brookburb_]

Monkey simple 🐵 monkey tweet 🙊 monkey eat banana 🙈