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[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

@jennyhiggins I dont even come on here but I seen you posting about it on insta and was screaming 😂😂😂

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

@rebecca_siner Am I a dope cause that sounds real to me hahahahaha

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

Ordered the free google mini thingy and everyone in work is saying the government will listen in, if they wanna listen to me and ant call each other cunts go ahead love but I need a speaker for the kitchen 😌

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

Why do guests ask me to take my mask off when I’m talking to them in work? No you dirty bitch, step back

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

A big truck has just pulled up outside my house with quads on the back, they got them off the back and all lads in camouflage came out of nowhere and got on them and fucked off. I’m sooo confused

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

@jennyhiggins When I was in the dole I paid for 3 holidays and now I can’t afford one

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

Some man is vomming all over the bus and the man next to me is narrating what’s coming out ‘oh we’ve got a pea’ ‘look at that some carrots’. Can’t cope

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

I’m not one to judge but what the fuck are them bastards looks like he pulled them out of a skip

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

All guests askin why everything’s closed, are you from another planet? It’s Christmas, fuck off

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

It’s exactly 5 weeks until I get paid again and I’m shopping on all the online sales like I can

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

If any guests try to speak to me tomorrow in work they’re gettin told to piss off. It’s my Christmas too and I want a day were I don’t have to pretend to care x

[dan barker @danbarker]

A reminder that George Michael, who died 3 years ago tomorrow, used to secretly donate money to Deal or no Deal contestants he felt needed a helping hand.

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

@Scouse_ma This picture has just ruined my Christmas 🤮🤮

[Missguided @Missguided]

Eating out for the 5th time this the week knowing I only have £3 left in my bank account 🙃#missguided

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

Out with 2 girls that work together and all they’re talking about it work, id rather be in bed hunny

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

Ay you know cause next year is a leap year do work have to pay for my a extra day or something cause I don’t work for free

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

@ConnaghE I was drinking it neat like a crank, Gettin to old for this con 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Bro @BrookeeElliss]

Just remembered what I was drinking on Sunday, started on beer then had a bottle of red then a few pink gins and finished my day with a brandy. Am I ok? I don’t even drink brandy 🤮