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[Dan @DanSuperdan2]

I initially thought ni skit ya Mammito😭🫣

[Salah Updates @SalahUpdates]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING - MOSTAFA ZIKO:

🗣 "The referee is unfair, God is sufficient for me and the best disposer of affairs. He's wasting the effort of an entire nation."

"The cup is being given to Argentina."

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

"That's the best interview I've ever seen!" 🤣

Our pundits found Harry Kane's post-match interview hilarious... but he took it like a champ 😂💪

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇸 Folarin Balogun will be eligible to face Belgium, after FIFA opted to hand him a suspended one-game ban under Article 27.

The red card stands, but he’s free to play — as @MelissaMOrtiz reported.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Beautiful football gets you applause. Haram ball gets you to the next round.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

And people wonder how Africans were colonised. All the African teams just dey fool

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“South Africa can pay every South African 1million rand every year forever. We don’t even need to work. We can have these illegal immigrants come to South Africa to work for us, like in Dubai. In the UAE, only foreigners are working; Arabs aren’t working.”

[Wiesie de Kock @wiesiede]

Imagine that today in South Africa, the people that are the safest are still white.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The most overlooked sign of depression is hypersexuality. You’re not a freak. You’re just sad.

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

The Colombians respectfully waited for him to finish singing DR Congo’s national anthem by himself before celebrating with him afterward 🥲❤️

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Panama realising they’re playing against an uncursed Harry Kane in a few days

[🦝todd🦝 @PainBruv]

We’d be watching Rooney tonight too if they never invented sugar, saturated fats, alcohol, tobacco, whores 🥲💔

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Behind every successful man, there is a past that gave him no choice but to win.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Americans: Wait
Kenyans: Ngoja
Kalenjins:

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Thank you Team LH, love you all

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

POV: you Give her head on her period

[Madrid Nightmare @madridnitemare]

I just saw an American just call the “cooling break” “the end of the first quarter.”

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football.

"This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

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