MrFinntastic

Describe me in less than 160 characters? Not even gonna try!

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

Getting a job is expensive.
So far I’ve had to pay for my driving record, my college transcript, finger printing, document notarization, and a TB test.

It has also taken me hours of time and travel to do all this that I’m not getting paid for.

To speak up or not to speak up…

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

Answer:
Undocumented people and migrant workers are vital to our economy but the regressive repubs just want put on a show and reinforce the ideas of white supremacy.

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Question:

If “illegal aliens” are all criminals who don’t work and just defraud “welfare” why is ICE always raiding businesses where people are working?

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Since president Chump is terminating remote work, shouldn’t that mean he can’t work from mar-a-lago or any of his other resorts?

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I thought twitter was showing me an ad for dildos.
What a disappointment.

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Also not sure why autocorrect capitalized the N in navy and not the A in army, but I’m not paying to twitter to edit it.

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My father and uncles have passed but all three of them enlisted and served (army and Navy) during WWII.
I can’t imagine what they would say if they were alive and seeing that there are now high-ranking government officials giving Nazi salutes and receiving cheers for it.

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

I have a flat tire.
The tough/handy guy in me wants to change it myself.
But the other part of me is like, it’s freezing cold and I pay $9/month for roadside assistance, so….
I’ll be tough and handy in the spring.
River is sad bc it means no dog park for him tonight lol

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

They set off so many fireworks in my neighborhood that I literally can’t see 15 ft due to the smoke

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This country has given the majority of elected power to a party who thinks that “wokeness” is a bigger threat to people than school shootings, covid, or climate change.

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

ADHD means that when I’m going to the bathroom and realize I’m low on toilet paper I must start repeating “toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper,” over and over or else I will forget to grab it from the closet in the 45 seconds it takes to flush and wash my hands.

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

Today I learned how to drill out a lock and deadbolt. I also learned that in Brooklyn you can do this in full view of your neighbors and no one will do anything.
(For the record, it is a house my family and I own, I just forgot to bring the key)

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I’m not ashamed of having been fired, and I’m fine to talk about it, but I don’t like having to just answer yes/no to it.

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

I haven’t applied for jobs with an “application” in a long time (I’ve only responded to posts with my resume and cover letter)
But now I’m seeing a yes/no question of “have you ever been fired or asked to resign from a job?”
No place for more info, no option to leave it blank.

[MrFinntastic @BrooklynFinn]

The sun is still shining, but there’s a cloud of disappointment in my mouth.

Oh New York bagels, how I miss you.

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I asked for toasted, well, somehow that meant the onion slivers got scorched while the inside, and most of the outside was still soft.

My mouth is overwhelmed by the acrid taste of the burned allium, while a slight onion aftertaste lingers, reminding me of what could have been.

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I woke up early this morning, the sun was shining, a slight, but invigorating chill was in the air; the day was filled with promise.
Watching a show, they had bagels (real NY bagels) and I longed for that bite. It’s been years, but the taste and texture are still so familiar.

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I call these tweets: Bagels and Feels

I’ve lived in the DMV for 8 years. Coming from NYC, I couldn’t bring myself to order a bagel down here. Until today.
My tastebuds are crying
How can you call this unholy abomination a bagel?

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Spending my first night in the RV at a rest stop.
This should be interesting 😂😂

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And why is it that as soon as you sneak your dog into the public bathroom and are about to poop, someone else comes in and he starts barking and going nuts?

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Why is it that as soon as you empty the waste tanks on your RV and put the hoses away that suddenly THEN you have an urgent need to poop??