Chris Brooks

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Olivia Miles at halftime:

24 PTS
3 REB
2 AST
10-11 FG
2-2 3PT

Most points in a first half by a rookie in WNBA history.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Valley Madness @MVCMadness]

Top 10 MVC Scorers Of All Time

Notice anything?

[Valley Madness @MVCMadness]

NEVER FORGET:

Evansville beats #1 Kentucky in Lexington

We can forget about what happened in conference play for Evansville

[Eyewitness News @WEHTWTVWlocal]

Indiana State’s AD receives contract extension, new title https://t.co/fYtIpFf7aW

[UE Men's Basketball @UEAthletics_MBB]

𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 🏀

For the first time at the Division I level, we will take on USI in the River City Classic in a regular-season contest on November 7th inside the Ford Center!

📰 https://t.co/TcfvgEpI7s
🏀 #ForTheAces

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king.

The palace becomes a circus.“

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Never in my life wanna hear the words “I just respect the office” again

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

USA SCHLONGS PARAGUAY 4-1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Chris Richards 83/83 completed passes are the most passes with 100% accuracy by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966 👏

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

"Hydration break"

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s go Team USA! Good luck at the World Cup, @USMNT.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I know Paraguay, homefield, etc. but that was literally the best half of World Cup soccer for the USMNT in 96 years.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

Spurs fans should fight back tonight into tomorrow, remember the Alamo…buy a few cartons of eggs and fire away at Knicks players like New Yorkers did to your guys…no response would be weak. Don’t let your season die in vain.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Mitchell Robinson at the free throw line

[Flora Kelly @ESPNFlora]

Let’s put Knicks-Spurs Game 3 23.8M viewers into context

It was higher than the Game 3 audiences of four of Michael Jordan’s six NBA championship runs. Only the Game 3s of Jordan’s iconic 1993 and 1998 “Last Dance” were higher.   

We are in historic, historic territory