Brooks Smith

Brooks Actual. Culinary Overlord. Also, know more than you about motorcycles. Low-key annoyed that a cult has never approached me to join.

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@lexxisbigmuff Buy all the guitars. If you have a passion for something.. go all in. Memories are the only thing we get to take with us! Enjoy hearing about your different guitars!

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@Imposter_Edits Frisco Tx?? Not shocked at all

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Not coming back to wrestle, transferring job to Dog Friends Bus Driver.

Very nice, nice.

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@SadieOakleaf I am blessed!! Woo!

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@nickiclyne Nicki.. I am thrilled for you. I hope you find the peace you so need after so long.

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@starryclare Not Matt.. no vest.🤣

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@nickiclyne @TheQuartering Nicki distracted us with all the court goings-on when her real plan was to toaster-fy us!! You treacherous mechano-vixen!!!!!!!

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@RealBrittBaker Guhdayum, Doc!

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@StephMcMahon @AndrewsSportMed @ChampionSportsM @TripleH Um.. Steph…. Did the ankle issue spread to your whole frikkin leg? Get well!

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@EdMatuskey @theegoosegirl There is a lot of truth to where you are going with this.. lol

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@RonFilipkowski Well.. I guess if she would have just complied.

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@EBischoff They don’t call you “Freezy-E” for nothing.

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@SadieOakleaf Agreed.. Iris

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@PreauXX @TheEnemiesPE3 “I’ll bet you wonder how I ended up like this..”

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@DeathWishCoffee Being kicked in the junk!

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@JolieBardon @totalcrushd “Calm down, freaks.. I’m just saying her thangs thangin .”

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

@WWENikkiASH @TheMattyCox Which vault was she from??

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

What unhelpful phases have the same energy as “Just get a planner”?

I’ll go first:

“All you have to do is make a budget and stick to it.”

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

I am such a schmuck for the mutts. Rescue over breeder 10/10 https://t.co/aHEicMA90x

[Brooks Smith @BrooksSmith5000]

Just posted a photo @ Aubrey, TX https://t.co/PUO8yK0Q7J