Yesterday my dog died and today the old man who was bagging my groceries decided to block my path and hit on me while I was trying to leaveโฆ do I hate it here? Yes.
If he:
-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass
He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon