Simon

Banging my fist loudly on the defence table and shouting for justice since 1996.

Absolutely certain sharks inhabit swimming pools.

[Simon @broon313]

@jimbauld Mate, if they can jump into the cocktail bar they're welcome to me!

[Simon @broon313]

@jimbauld We're going on a cruise. I shall look down on Jaws from 12 decks up.

[Edinburgh Bar Assoc. @EdinBarAssoc]

The EBA is aware that the Public Defence Solicitors Office have withdrawn from the custody duty scheme in Edinburgh due to staffing issues. Duty allocation was redistributed to the PDSO without agreement and yet now these changes have been forced upon private firms who are simply expected to offer capacity. The EBA calls for a fairer and more realistic allocation of the duty scheme towards private firms who are able to provide the public better value on a sustainable basis. @scotgov @ScotGovJustice

[Simon @broon313]

@markf_7 @sharko67 While I'm not overly impressed at the lack of ambition in going for Keane, my own view is one season managing in Israel isn't nearly as bad as walking out on 10iar, so bringing BR back more controversial at the time, no?

[Simon @broon313]

@Broonjunior @digasdigasdigas @StatisticUrban <coughs and looks pointedly at St Petersburg>

[Simon @broon313]

@overlandertheb1 @WeirdMedieval Well, I am all in favour of extensive product testing and comparison work on the pie front!

[Simon @broon313]

@overlandertheb1 @WeirdMedieval Nope. I like pies. I like macaroni. I cannot stand macaroni pies!

[Simon @broon313]

@markf_7 @juasanalghaib Quite worried what Irvine's spiritual twin is...

[Simon @broon313]

Sorry, a bite on the what now?!?

[Simon @broon313]

@CelticEnded2iar @PLZSoccer Desperation aside, the fact that he's wrong side of 30 aside, fact he spent about one third of the season injured aside, why would the team who were the leading scorers in the league and still finished 3rd be improved by signing a striker?

[Simon @broon313]

When you can't get cup final tickets..... #Kittys

[Simon @broon313]

Another Double. Easy. 🍀🍀🍀 #HH

[Simon @broon313]

@EasyPeasy_3 Slept on an airport floor, broke my glasses and got a black eye.... #bestdayever

[Tim Mc Avoy @TimMcAvoy1]

the best footballer in the world ranked:

20. you
19. can
18. not
17. rank
16. footballers
15. because
14. each
13. and
12. every
11. one
10. is
9. different
8. and
7. it
6. depends
5. on
4. the
3. person’s
2. preference
1. Daizen Maeda

[Simon @broon313]

@stevemeister12 @shitbarrister Cabanas!!! I loved a Cabana.

[Simon @broon313]

@EasyPeasy_3 Pics or it didn't happen!

[Noah @CelticNoah]

KT when he sits down opposite Shankland at the World Cup.

[前田 大然 Daizen Maeda @M_daizen_1020]

We are the champions! 🏆💚
Thank you for all your support!
Have a lovely evening!😊

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

“I said Hearts were unlucky with injuries and key refereeing decisions went against them. What did I say Roy?"

"You said they bottled it like they did in ‘86 and that McInnes is a shitebag. Then you sang Joy Division for an hour.”