True story : bruh hit me up talm about what y’all got going on tonight?
I said who is y’all ?
Bruh said Ant you and your boy!!!
Me: 🥷 I’m single asf 🫶🏽🙏🏽
Him : oh my bad, we can fuck fr fr now
Me: you too busy gang
Him: nah I want you too teach how to cream I owe you this bussy I wanna be on that dick bad tbhs, ya ex was in da way tho fr ngl
Me: WELL HE NOT NOMORE LETS TURN UP FOR TWITTER