Straightslayer

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

@pinche_lanny

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

Unpopular opinion: Season 8 episode 3 was a complete disappointment! #NotMyGoT

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

@dmendoza598 @WTFSylvie Gonna support the cause Sylvia!

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

@pinche_lanny @thecoolkidwill I’m going to start sending you exclusive personal snaps!

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

It's a funny thing, Time....there is no such thing as a long time ago. Only memories that mean something and memories that don't. #ThisIsUs

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

"Girl next to me on a first day with a guy." Guy: what's something holding you back from doing something you like. Her: my husband! #loveher

[A✨ @AmberTarango]

My life 😂 https://t.co/RfzhqnUskT

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

@AnthonyV628 Are you referring to a motorcycle or a normal bike because one of those things could be easily obtained!

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

Thanks apple I like your "do not disturb" feature. I like it so much, Ive been using it for the past 2 months! #MissedCalls #MissedTexts

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

I refuse to buy pampers for my nephews as Christmas gifts. I don't want them sh*tting on my gift!

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

You can't cling to the past...because no matter how tightly you hold on...it's already gone. #HIMYM #Emotional

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

Almost had a heart attack when a bee flew in my window while driving! #NeverOpeningAWindowAgain #IHateBees

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

Maybe I'm goin to be shunned for this but the new Star Wars movie wasn't as amazing as I thought it would be. #Disappointed

[Gentleman's Handbook @YourGentIeman]

I don't chase after anyone anymore. If you wanna walk out of my life I'll hold the door open.

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

Back to the future got it wrong. Instead of sweeping the games, the Cubs got swept! #BackToTheFuture

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

@ajl3photo idk why they make the dough so delicious! #ItsATrap

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

I'm a grown-ass adult, I'll eat as many cookies as I want! *5 minutes later* Why did I eat more than 3!? #StomachHurts #StillAChild

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

Neil Patrick Harris' new show is so random! I really want to like it but I just don't understand it! I'll keep watchin though! #BestTimeEver

[Straightslayer @Broseph592]

I just saw one of those mini #Car2Gos make a u-turn! It was the cutest thing! #Adorable