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Reddit is very big and was pretty much the main catalyst for the $GME memestock movement last cycle, as well as the subsequent emergence of $DOGE and $SHIB, with both going mainstream and hitting $89 billion and $43 billion market cap ATHs respectively
Reddit was pretty much the catalyst for basically the whole idea of memecoins being a thing, tbh
there are already over 320 comments on my Reddit AMA post (and rapidly increasing!)
the overwhelming majority of them are asking about $BONK, #USELESS coin, or the BonkFun eco
the AMA is pinned on the homepage of r/CryptoCurrency, the biggest crypto community on Reddit with 9.9 million members, and it will remain pinned there for 3 days
the Reddit crypto community is getting introduced to the 'Bonk Guy' story and, in turn, to the BONK ecosystem
and i'm confident that many will come out of that AMA as BONK/USELESS/BonkFun eco holders and will continue to spread the BONK/USELESS coin/BonkFun eco gospel on Reddit even after today, especially as the BONK eco continues to outperform the memecoin and broader crypto market going forward
the significance of this cannot be overstated
this is incredibly bullish for the BONK eco
the memecoin industry is 100% filled with useless coins
yet, it is worth an incredible $70.7 billion market cap:
- $DOGE: $30.3B
- $SHIB: $7.9B
- $PEPE: $5.2B
- $TRUMP: $2B
- $SPX: $1.5B
- #FARTCOIN: $1.25B
- $WIF: $1.25B
#USELESS coin is the ultimate memecoin
it makes no promises and clearly spells out what it is: a useless coin!
yet it is trading at a measly $240 million market cap
USELESS is a multi-billion dollars memecoin narrative trading at a discount
and everything aligns in favor of it being one of the most successful memecoins of this cycle: this includes consistently impressive on-chain volumes, strong holder growth, aggressive whale and smart money accumulation, and unshakeable belief from the core holders
'why does bonk guy keep bullposting #USELESS coin when it's up 4,000% in ~3 weeks and hasn’t had a decent pullback? he must be retarded!'
maybe because 99% of CT is sidelined on the only true PvE memecoin we've had for a sustained period since the $TRUMP memecoin launched
they're sidelined, coping, and/or hating—watching what they know would be the next PvE blue chip memecoin to hit multi-billion dollar valuations, while it was right in their faces as a sub-$10m low cap for weeks
and instead of shoving in size at the time, they chose to attack 'bonk guy' and the BonkFun ecosystem instead
they've done literally EVERYTHING they could to make it die
when they saw it wouldn’t die, they did everything they could to force a massive pullback so they could size in: they fudded, hated, coordinated attacks, publicly denounced the meme (calling it ‘boring,’ ‘just another useless fartcoin deriv,’ etc), and refused to engage with it in an attempt to ostracize it and send a message
meanwhile, it just wouldn’t stop going up
when they wanted a 50–60% pullback, it did a 2x
and then it did it again
and again
and again
do you know what kind of asset does that? one that a good subset of the market—retail and funds with massive capital—know is incredibly undervalued for its potential and mindshare relative to the incumbents
and as a result, they keep bidding hard at every opportunity just to make sure they’re well-positioned
if we’re about to enter one of the most bullish periods for memecoins, and you know a particular memecoin is a multi-billion dollar narrative trading at a $190 million market cap in an industry where several other memecoins are trading at billions or tens of billions...
what does it matter if you get in at $190m or $250m? would it really matter if it might dip shortly after your entry? in the grand scheme of things, you'd still be fine when it becomes a unicorn
and that’s why the bid on USELESS coin appears to be relentless
and that’s also why i keep talking about it nonstop
it’s a narrative i genuinely believe will become a multi-billion dollar token, and its price action so far seems to indicate that the market agrees
so compared to other top memecoins, i still think it’s relatively undervalued—even at these levels
and that’s why i’ve staked my reputation on it
it’s not every day we get a strong, true PvE narrative destined for multi-billions
but when we do, and i know it, you can trust that i’ll keep shouting from the rooftops until as many people as possible GET it
FWIW: i’ve had several people passionately accuse me of not being loud and vocal enough about USELESS coin, and that they missed it for that sole reason. so i’m shouting as hard as i can now, so i don’t get accused by more people of the same in the future
why i think USELESS coin is the next breakout memecoin
'Cryptocurrency is USELESS... Just a Scam' - Bill Gates
this thread is a deep-dive on why i’m incredibly bullish on USELESS coin and my thoughts on its potential
but first, let me tell you a story:
one of my more recent trades that i'm often praised for is my FARTCOIN trade
'bonk guy is a chad, he turned low six figures to $7.1 million+ on FARTCOIN in 2 months. let's call him fartcoin guy too!'
what many do not know is that i first had an opportunity to buy fartcoin at $250k market cap when someone pinged it in The Lab and suggested buying it because it was funny—a mockery of crypto itself!
but i faded it
several other Lab members tagged me again as it pumped from sub $1m to $20m market cap
but i faded them too because i just didn’t get it
Fartcoin was already trading over $100m market cap before i finally *got* it
i started waiting for a dip and didn’t get one, so i ended up FOMO-buying around $200k worth at a $200m market cap
i was hoping for a deeper pullback to accumulate more, but it never came
then it just straight on ripped to $2.7 billion market cap
this was before the post-Inauguration-induced market meltdown, which led to its price crashing 92% down to $200m
that’s when i sized into my famous FARTCOIN perps trade that i’m now known for
USELESS feels like i'm being given an opportunity to take that Fartcoin trade again
except this time, i *GET* it
and unlike the dozens of Fartcoin beta and derivatives out there today, USELESS is its own unique narrative!
a brand new narrative with the potential to hit insane FARTCOIN-like levels—all by capitalizing on what almost everyone outside the crypto bubble uses to describe crypto: USELESS
be it Bill Gates
(screenshot in intro)
Harvard professors
Wall Street titans like Jamie Dimon
or normies on Reddit
there’s overwhelming consensus among almost everyone outside the crypto bubble—from billionaires like Bill Gates to academics, celebrity finance figures like Jamie Dimon, and average Reddit anons — that crypto is USELESS
and that's exactly why USELESS has the potential to achieve true mainstream memecoin virality in a way similar to Fartcoin
because it proves their point—and forces them to talk about it and mock it
USELESS is the purest memecoin in the sense that it does not pretend to be a PoW, PoS, L1, L2, AI, RWA or anything coin
it literally just tells you it's a USELESS coin
and the higher it goes, the more likely it is that the people who hate crypto—from media to billionaires to Reddit posters—will amplify it by mocking it
'hey, did you see that USELESS coin? It had a market cap of $50 m last week and is now worth $100m. what a joke crypto is!'
'BREAKING: USELESS coin hits $100 million market cap!' 😂😂😂
you can't help but laugh so damn hard reading all of those headlines and side comments!
to make things more interesting:
i'm in about a dozen alpha groups in the trenches
elite groups that are extremely hard to get into—some with just a few dozen members
you can't pay to get into most: you get invited if you're deemed extremely good at degening and winning big in the trenches
and not once have i seen this much confluence across all of them about the potential of a single token to achieve Fartcoin-like virality and success across all of these groups than i’ve seen with USELESS
the thesis is simple: all of crypto is USELESS
be it BTC, ETH, SOL, memecoins, AI agents... doesn't matter
literally everything is useless
or at least that is what everyone outside of crypto thinks
so what's more attractive to bid than a literal USELESS coin? 😅️️
key metrics aligning to make USELESS the next breakout memecoin
i’ve already highlighted the confluence in alpha groups, but there are several other key signals aligning for USELESS:
- strong OTC demand: people in multiple alpha groups are asking about size OTC buys
- on-chain holders: fastest holder growth of any memecoin launched on LetsBONKfun to date
- very healthy chart: held up while most of the trenches were getting nuked; continues to make higher lows = strong accumulation ongoing
- CEX FOMO kicking in: i’ve heard from multiple sources that top CEXs are watching closely. KuCoin listed organically (super rare). wouldn’t be surprised if others are silently accumulating
- key trenches and memecoin accounts already pushing it: respected voices publicly treating it as high-conviction
so, why THIS particular USELESS coin?
do you know my biggest regret this cycle?
missing the $PEPE trade
it was right there in my face... first around $2m market cap, then $10m, then $20m, then $100m
but i faded it each and every time for many reasons
prior to that a thousand 'PEPE' coins had been launched and none had traction
so why bid this particular pepe coin, right?
this one had something no other Pepe coin had prior to it: traction, mindshare, and sustained volume and price growth
it is the same with USELESS in my book
yes, several 'USELESS' coins might have been launched in the past
but this is the first one to have any real and sustained traction
and if the Pepe playbook is anything to go by, this looks like what will make that narrative stick and go mainstream!
to wrap this up
every time USELESS pumps:
- it mocks all the 'useful' utility coins faking innovation
- it mocks crypto as a whole
- it reinforces what crypto critics love to say: that everything here is useless
- it gives the anti-crypto crowd a new rallying point—and in doing so, gives the coin attention, which fuels it further
so take a second and think about this deeply:
what’s more bullish than normies talking about a coin called USELESS?
imagine checking your exchange and seeing USELESS as the top gainer, up 100% on the day
imagine hopping into your favorite crypto groups and seeing everyone talking about USELESS
imagine logging into X and seeing USELESS trending
does it grab your attention?
i bet it does
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Dear @binance,
9 days ago your founder @cz_binance posted 4 times about a scammy insider controlled memecoin called TST
6 days ago you spot listed TST
TST has now crashed from $528M to $101M because the insiders dumped on your users
Why does your exchange continue to list memecoins that have poor distributions and no organic community instead of listing $DOG which reached $1B organically by having the loudest memecoin community on X and the fairest memecoin launch ever?
Retail deserves to know why you are intentionally rugging them over and over like this while ignoring the real memecoin communities
If you are bored of pump and dumps on Solana, ETH, BSC and the like, you are more than welcome to just join the $DOG army. Buy Hold and Repeat.
We are here through red candles and green candles. We’ve ridden to a Billy twice and not sold. We know we can flip Doge this cycle.
So if you want to cook with @LeonidasNFT@cryptolution@Agent_Keyway and the crew instead of getting continuously dumped on, well you know where we are. 🧡🤝.
$DOG $DOG and if you are feeling generous some more $DOG.
LIBRA is rugged
BROCCOLI is rugged
PI is rugged
MELANIA is rugged
TRUMP is rugged
PNUT is rugged
Tell me a reason that I can't call you a idiot if you are still going to chase the next shit and not buying the rug-defend memecoin $DOG 😂
Dear @binance,
You have posted 7 times about the importance of "community" yet your actions have been to list low cap, insider controlled memecoins like NEIRO ($20M) and ACT ($15M) that had no community
If community is "the real flex" then why not list the #1 community $DOG?
$DOG is taking over LBank! 🚨
Since its spot listing yesterday, $DOG (Bitcoin) has climbed to #7 in trading volume across all LBank pairs with $54.55M in volume, next stop is $PEPE at #6🚀
This is pure organic growth from the $DOG community, showing that we're unlocking Bitcoin liquidity to the masses like no other memecoin!
With LBank's 1% trading fee, they’ve already made a staggering $545,500 in fees from $DOG volume alone.
$DOG is not just a memecoin, it's the future of decentralized, fair growth💎