Quotes from Bros

You know those moments when someone says something brilliant and then you forget it and miss out? Tag @Brotables and we'll post them every week.

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Listen to Pair Of Arrows - Vestige on @hypem http://t.co/eMtfsz7M

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Performing a straight up for real haunted ass venue in Nashville. It's about to get freaky....

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Every time my girlfriend bleeds, I'm like 'fuck yah, dodged another one.'

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#Fervor is the new #Swag

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Yah bro, I just threw up on you...on
Purpose.

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Poo Dollarrrrr!!!!

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Yo, I make sheet forts bro.

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B1: don't stare man, its mean.
B2: yeah? Well its also mean to bang your own sister.

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Guys! Guys! I got it! The Lord's Semen Tour!

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B1: what's going on dude?
B2: I'm having some genital issues...

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I wish I could pay them in money with AIDS on it.

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It's like porkin, but grossrer....and withja a camera.

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Did I ever tell you about the wedding where I was drugged by a cult?

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Getting choked out is just like nitrous but with more danger wank.

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I just saw black and white footage in my mind of robot monkeys being told to go to the back of the bus.

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I feel like I'm sleeping on god's cum!

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Why do I keep wasting my super hero powers walking across this MOON?

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I am a very passionate monkey.

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bro 1: financial domination... that's where its at! Reply: I've never dated a girl who wasn't my financial dominatrix!

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It's like 'Fear Factor' ore something, but with way more dicks.