Max

Cocky. Arrogant. Narcissistic. Delightful.

[Max @BrothaMax]

I just genuinely think country singers aren't producing enough songs about whiskey

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@KingRichard_TLH

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@KingRichard_TLH @mjmcin Low T, bad husband, wheel guys shall inherit the Earth

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@mjmcin @KingRichard_TLH Last time I saw her I’m pretty sure she just had one wheel like Rosie from the Jetson’s

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@KingRichard_TLH Because he is my North Star

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@KingRichard_TLH Whoever wrote this needs to have their basement checked for missing women

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@KingRichard_TLH The spooky scary road to Washburn

[Max @BrothaMax]

@KingRichard_TLH But your dad probably did, right?

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@KingRichard_TLH She’s “nothing like the rest” of them because she has no responsibility and just walks around talking about how boring it is they’re all going to work to feed their families.

“There goes the baker with his tray like always” uh yeah bitch, he’s a baker?

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@KingRichard_TLH “Homestead influencer OWNS the FDA by getting her baby intubated”

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@KingRichard_TLH Meat has value

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@KingRichard_TLH Reesees Peesees is also objectively more fun to say

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@KingRichard_TLH He’d probably be excited if he wasn’t on the cusp of retirement

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@KingRichard_TLH I know, right?

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@KingRichard_TLH Good heavens, not the *middle* one

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@KingRichard_TLH You didn’t even say it and I’m still mad at you

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@KingRichard_TLH You’re essentially dunking on my mother

[Max @BrothaMax]

@KingRichard_TLH Deters murderous intruders AND ill mannered friends