GOOB

The realiest.
The embodiment of toxic masculinity

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

They knew something we didn't, look at the ng'ona attire

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

What did this guy do to make espn this mad man

[(fan) Skye xports premier League @skyeepl]

What Cristiano said vs What ESPN published

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

I ain’t know that brother charging niggas to have the leaks sent

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

The craziest thing always happen when I pay for Spotify subscription I stop playing music the way I do when I’m on free mode.

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

@PhilOhSoFar @merv_inn Don’t cut through the corners talk to me direct 😂

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

The lhomwe are fascinating people they just want to exist, eat good and have tons of sex

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

your gf when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2020:

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

One of the useless banks in Malawi is FCB amadula 6K can't even help pay Spotify abale.

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

It's like the more people are speaking against bet is more it's attraction increased, news a friend just lost company's money to it. Prayers to that boy he gon need them.

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

It's safe to consume it's veggies infused

[Victoria A @iamzioraa]

Guys what did you think can cause this greenish on a fresh chicken? Is it safe to consume or not?

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

What happened to name and shame? If people can't come to see the error of their ways bring a giant mirror before them 😂

[Judy's Only Child @AlefandiOmega]

There's this lady in Standard Bank blantyre branch, I hope she never makes it to employee of the month. The way she talks to customers like her children at home

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

So basically her marriage only looks good on paper? 😂

[George Ultra MBA 🇲🇼 🇨🇳 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @GeorgeNgaunjeII]

@Loki_Megaa Anthu okukwatilila ma pepala sasowa amavaila anthu okalamba a questionable looks. Paja she says I have questionable takes. Well she has questionable looks. Wait till that guy gets the full papers. 🤡

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

Translation akuti amayankhula mosiyana ndi body structure yawo. 😂😂😂

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

Ambuye alemekezeke pondipatsa nzeru zozindikira spec yanga komaso affordability yawo. Amen!!!

[Tama Banda🇲🇼 @tamabanda993]

My question is, are there niggas who are really doing this for our ladies every month?! 😭
Coz no way, no way.... Where are these guys getting all this money from?

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

@PhilOhSoFar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 went out with a bang

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

The irony a Chitsulo needed medical assistance to get hard 😂

[Paramount Chief 🇲🇼 @PhilOhSoFar]

Bro, the reporting being entertaining aside 😂 "mpira was abambo" got me cracking.

If you have to do all this just to get some, doesn't it mean naturally umayenera kukhala not in the mood? It's like kukakamiza ngini.

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

@The_Only_Barbie People are allowed to be outraged, about the car thing? It was unnecessary to put that in there. But one thing you are not going to do is call someone ugly because he said something you didn’t like come on now. Aren’t we all entitled to our own preferences?

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

Kuno nkumbali but micmash satha kuimba guys 😭😭😭

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

It's there a backstory to wes posting a birthday picture of that girl coz cussing his momma over him just posting the picture is uncalled for. Maybe it's how y'all moving now

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

He got the attention he wanted 😂😂

[The Slice Magazine @slicemagazine]

A 27-year-old man, Samson Chikuta, has been sentenced to five years in prison for impersonating a Malawi Defence Force soldier to get free beer at the Maseko Ngoni Umhlangano Cultural Festival in Ntcheu. 🍺

[GOOB @Brothermvn]

British Nigerian nigga died coz he wasn't content now he's become TikTok pages content. Life comes at you fast 😂