Elijah

oh how the turn tables.

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

Just paid $85 for a sheet of plywood that would have cost $35 a year ago. Cancel big wood

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

@NicolaShaw18 Uhhhhh I’m gonna think about this one and then I’ll circle back

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

Purchase -> Install -> Replace with whiskey

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

Must have when I build my next home

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

Two years ago today, I graduated college. I should’ve skipped the ceremony and went straight to the party

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

I can relate

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

I made the number 2 in my entire company laugh today and that’s on the casinos I worked at through college

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

Why do I feel like Super Bowl Sunday is a holiday

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

I can almost feel my heart drop through my stomach when a seller pulls the deal out from under us.

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

Y’all don’t know how hard my life can be sometimes. Eating @FiveGuys in a suit is not the easiest thing

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s not that bad

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

If you ever want to see somebody’s glow up (or down) just look at their tagged photos on insta

[Cade Huckabay @CadeHuckabay]

At this point I’m just ready to see some aliens

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

I honestly thought I did a good job

[els ❥ @elsyguevara]

Told Elijah to go take pics of the baby at the snow so I can post on IG and this is what he comes back with LMAOOOO😭😂

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

I’ve never seen so many people end up engaged over a holiday. Jewelry stores must be sold out

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Two thousand seven hundred sixty four!

[cal scruby @calscruby]

unsigned 2 coming next year

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

We don’t care about your year end check-in with Spotify

[Elijah @BroussardElijah]

It never fails. I always want fast food when it’s late