I hope Santa has been good to you all. Enjoy the day, eat, drink and be Merry. Raise a glass to absent friends, until Valhalla 🍺🇬🇧✊🏻#MerryChrismas#absentfriends
So God creates Adam and Eve and they look across Eden and see this old fella sitting on a rock and smoking.
'Who's that' Adam asks God.
'Oh that's just Keith Richards,' he replies. 'He was here when I got here.' 😀
76 today. Who'd have thunk it?! #HappyBirthday#KeithRichards
Life is Getting Good y’all. The video for my new single is out now. Click the link to watch. Thank you @Gleb_Savchenko for choreographing some of our best moves for it💃https://t.co/uIP2XZlZLi
I'm wondering when the American people are going to start demanding we arrest the Democrats who conspired to over throw the president of the United States before his election.