If you put these two game cinematic scenes together from ‘GOD OF WAR: RAGNAROK’ and ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’ you can see Kratos finds Faye in the afterlife since Thor momentarily kills him but after a few seconds, Thor brings Kratos back to life by using Mjölnir lightning.
Alan Dershowitz: “If Jeffrey Epstein told me he was a Mossad agent, I would have got him off completely.”
Piers Morgan: “Hang on, are you saying that if Epstein said he was Mossad, he could get away with being a pedophile?”
Dershowitz: “That’s right.”
Druski & Mike Epps couldn’t stop LAUGHING while making a contestant with a special arm do all sorts of stunts at Coulda Been auditions 💀🤣👀
“Don’t get mad… I wanna put that in some batter. Chicken wing batter” 😭😭
This is "Lost In The Masquerade," an unreleased Method Man & Lauryn Hill collab, produced by Wu-Tang affiliate 4th Disciple.
The "Star Wars” sampling track initially appeared on J-Love’s legendary bootleg Method Man mixtape series, but never saw an official release.
A high quality version has never surfaced.
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
I do find it slightly inconvenient when I travel to northern France to have to clamber all those bodies they couldn’t be bothered to bury after two world wars. I asked a local and he just gave a Gallic shrug and said “What’s the point?”
So, we’re gonna leave NATO because our allies didn’t help us with an unconstitutional war we started without consulting them or asking them for their help?
Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?