Brown Bauer

NUH children’s hospital worker, nottingham resident, man utd and mma lover, varied music taste, but wu tang IS for the children. my views etc etc

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Nigga got chased by😂😂

[That COMICBOOK Guy @Culture3ase]

If you put these two game cinematic scenes together from ‘GOD OF WAR: RAGNAROK’ and ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’ you can see Kratos finds Faye in the afterlife since Thor momentarily kills him but after a few seconds, Thor brings Kratos back to life by using Mjölnir lightning.

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Look at the poor Ball Boy... 😭

[Tage @Tagelca]

Son los mejores 8 segundos de vídeo que he visto en mi puta vida

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Alan Dershowitz: “If Jeffrey Epstein told me he was a Mossad agent, I would have got him off completely.”

Piers Morgan: “Hang on, are you saying that if Epstein said he was Mossad, he could get away with being a pedophile?”

Dershowitz: “That’s right.”

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

One thing MDMA is great for:

Stopping fights 😂

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Druski & Mike Epps couldn’t stop LAUGHING while making a contestant with a special arm do all sorts of stunts at Coulda Been auditions 💀🤣👀

“Don’t get mad… I wanna put that in some batter. Chicken wing batter” 😭😭

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

Every man who has seen this has claimed there was “just something in his eye.”

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

This is "Lost In The Masquerade," an unreleased Method Man & Lauryn Hill collab, produced by Wu-Tang affiliate 4th Disciple.

The "Star Wars” sampling track initially appeared on J-Love’s legendary bootleg Method Man mixtape series, but never saw an official release.

A high quality version has never surfaced.

[Reece @MrReeceballa]

Saw this on TikTok, I didn’t realise Ricky Gervais had a side gig media training Reform councillors.

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

This is what AI was made for.

Sam and Froddo take an unexpected trip.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Elon Musk has programmed @grok to say these tweets are fake.

They aren’t. He’s lying. Grok is lying.

[Gerard Baker @gerardtbaker]

I do find it slightly inconvenient when I travel to northern France to have to clamber all those bodies they couldn’t be bothered to bury after two world wars. I asked a local and he just gave a Gallic shrug and said “What’s the point?”

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

Trump takes control of the Strait of Hormuz😭🤣

[GFed🇺🇸 @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, we’re gonna leave NATO because our allies didn’t help us with an unconstitutional war we started without consulting them or asking them for their help?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’m not big on theology, but I’m sharing this video purely for educational reasons.

I love the reverence Muslims have for Jesus and his mother