Mumford “Brownie” Helmsley

‘80 SUNY Oswego Alumni / 6 time DUI champ / seasoned alcoholic / aspiring sender

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IRL girlfriend FC has me wearing pajama pants in a public server

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Need a succubus #STAT

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@JacketBarbour42 Tequila/rum and pineapple has been to go to as of late

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Just got word Buffalo Chicken Dip is designated active today #goyball #bigslop

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How it feels being a James Cook fantasy owner and seeing Josh Allen QB sneaks

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Shooting shots Chris Kyle couldn’t fathom #deepball

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@0hour1 Ong he hit that angle slam at the begining

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@GregGobblestone Real players raise heavy pre flop with suited 6 7

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Sorry Mossad, despite your best efforts I WILL be having a day

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I think 80% of my UFC watching has been in a situation like this. Just as intended #UFC322

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@garygmangreen Saw this girl on campus today and had the exact thought 😭

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@elliotmellinger Daily reality check is NOT what the fellas need