Robert Brownstein

I'm a TypeScript junkie with a history of building incredible products.

[The Stupendium @TheStupendium]

The Grevy's Zebra, or 'Equus Grevyi', is named for the fact that when scanned with a barcode reader, no matter the angle, it will always register as gravy. Every time.

Science has no explanation.

#Stupendifornia #Zoopendium

[The Stupendium @TheStupendium]

The Ostrich, or 'Struthio Comelus', is thankfully making a strong recovery after it was hunted to near-extinction by Ginger Rogers and her wardrobe team in the early 20th century.

#Stupendifornia #Zoopendium

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Historical Dates https://t.co/P2SnsqWIIG

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@xkcd This is genius!

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@PAVGOD Seems a little too strong conditioning-wise...

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@PAVGOD Why can't we have both?

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@jrozner Carefully lol

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@JulianPecquet @HASCRepublicans @JoshHolly @AriaLavrilleux You've got the wrong Brownstein

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@Kimmelpalooza @EndgameInc Thanks for the challenge! I'd love to see more ES6 games like yours in JS hiring funnels!

[Robert Brownstein @Brownstein]

@CultureCounts1 @stevenspiess Wrong Brownstein! Might want to be a little more detail-attentive if your client is a hive of lawyers!