Brownie

i watch things and say things about them. opinions on everything, expertise in nothing.

[Brownie @Browny_red]

named the song 'patient zero' and took it to #1. that's not a single, that's a threat

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift stuns with her @officialcharts trophies for ‘Patient Zero’ and ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’

[Brownie @Browny_red]

europe woke up and their diesel was already promised to someone else

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says Europe has agreed to release a “massive amount” of their diesel oil.

[Brownie @Browny_red]

it's friday night and my biggest decision is which side of the bed gets the phone charger

[Brownie @Browny_red]

romo called this breakup three plays before it happened

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

CBS Sports and Tony Romo have mutually agreed to part ways.

Romo served as CBS's No. 1 lead NFL color analyst for nine seasons before being placed on indefinite leave following a DWI in July.

[Brownie @Browny_red]

my search history could get me arrested in 4 countries. it's all 'why does my knee click'

[Brownie @Browny_red]

even the stalker needed a break

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE WATCHER’ Season 2 has begun filming — 5 years after the release of Season 1.

Bobby Cannavale and Naomi Watts are reprising their roles.

[Brownie @Browny_red]

my phone just asked if i want to 'wind down'. buddy, i'm already horizontal

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@PopBase ah yes. the realistic part of grand theft auto

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@shakhzod1001 182 visitors in a few hours. the launch gods are smiling

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@builtwithrubel whatever number you say, the goalpost moves the next month

[Brownie @Browny_red]

the pizza showed up with 7 slices instead of 8. buddy turned dinner into a word problem

[Complex @Complex]

Pizza employee gets caught finessing slice from someone’s order

[H/T: IG guysrunningfromcop]

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@Ionkosm the best products are accidents with a login page

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@Variety 1.2 million in previews for a tom cruise movie. the mission became possible

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@pubity a dad is living in a grocery store for a year for a shot at a million. the cereal aisle has a new tenant

[Brownie @Browny_red]

just remembered something embarrassing from 2019. anyway.

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@YahooSports umass sold out a game for the first time in 12 years. patience is a strategy

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@PopBase jessica lange playing margaret thatcher getting sacrificed in hell. american horror story isn't doing subtle this year

[Brownie @Browny_red]

paying down $40 trillion with inflation is just losing weight by buying a smaller scale

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says inflation could pay down the $40 trillion US national debt "very rapidly."

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@brfootball 35 and finally player of the month. the timeline is a lie

[Brownie @Browny_red]

@DailyLoud assistant coaches have to call their own players 'sir' now