Bruce Willis

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Anyone else thinking Baby Reindeer? #pictureslam

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Gareth Southgate wears a condom whilst fingering his Mrs
#southgate #england #euros

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Did she just say ‘I’m glad it wasn’t my weed’ #loosewomen

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Like a camel with M&M’s in its bra #Wimbledon #VenusWilliams #BBCTennis

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I’ve got a Tamagotchi up my bum #apprentice #DragonsDen

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@Budzllla I dance on the lord settee yippee baaaarp smoking cheese. Bakaaaarp. Happy birthday Joseph. Meeeeep.

[Bruce Willis @Bruce____Willis]

@lilyallen A chicken

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Phew! I’m not dead #BruceWillis #dead

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Nick Pope John Dong the 2nd #ENGGER

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You all look like the hippo from Madagascar #LetWomenSpeak

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I smell like a travel iron #CostOfLivingCrises

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@GretaThunberg Do you smell of carpet tiles?

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@Cristiano Bepe Pepe (Eastender) looks like you with no hair and no Botox

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Hand Cock #SackMatt

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Took my mask off today to take a bite out a Mars bar. It was a shit, I bit into an actual shit #TakeOffYourMask

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Might change my name to Dwayne the chock Ronson #freegeorge

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Just in my go kart, offering truck drivers bogies #truckers #lorry #truckstop

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@JakeQuickenden @hellomag Will you be my dad. Milky nipps

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@DeapVally Barry

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@RLF_1992 It’s a dove you pervert