Bruce Grobbelaar

Former world-class goalkeeper. Now full-time sex addict and petty criminal.

[Bruce Grobbelaar @BruceGrobbelaar]

You really can't beat combining dead celebrities with childish antics.

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Mad weekend. Caught up with Fash. He dressed up as Whitney Houston, I dressed up as Amy Winehouse and played knock down ginger at 3am

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@therealgokwan Gok mate, I like you, not unlike myself, you have style. Have you ever thought of growing a moustache?

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@WayneRooney Wazza, I am going on the rob in Toxteth tonight, fancy it?

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'climaxes' & 'testicles' are now trending in #Liverpool http://t.co/aJjc0qUx

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@RealJamesArgent Know what you mean Arg. Last Tuesday I only thought i'd have time for 1 wank, managed 3!

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@thefletcher24 @GarethBale22 We have all been there boys. Hans Segers once porked a munter who ate a cream bun from between his arse cheeks

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@sheenbott I often find that motherfuckers don't actually drag, if anything they are pretty light on their feet

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Sledging with @Taribo_West_ has turned into a disaster Ribo has had an accident. The move to Burton could be off.

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@Mark__Bright Brighty, I've got some inside info if you are interested? split the winnings 50/50? #winkwinknudgenudge

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@IndoGlenjo2 Absolutely Glen. Right on the money.

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@ClaridgeSteve .....have a kit-kat?

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@Joey7Barton Joseph, in your experience, does having a moustache make you more or less conspicuous when you are out committing petty crime?

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@ClaridgeSteve Don't tease me Steve. You know what I get like.

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Still didn't ever have the balls to rock a proper moustache though did he? Brucie 1 - 0 #giggs

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#RyanGiggs signing a contract extension with the scum. The only professional footballer I ever met with as much body hair as me.

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@ClaridgeSteve Poignant Steve. fucking poignant as always.

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@eferemh What do you think numbnuts?

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@jesse_burgess fuck you

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@binnsyyy Mine already glows in the dark. I thought that was normal.