Bruce Kearney

Principal, tennis coach, golfer, married to Gill, father of Christopher and Sophie

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Watching Brisbane is like watching Fitzroy in its death throes.

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@ReservoirWestPS Usually the school has prospective parents not prospective students!

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@ReservoirWestPS say hi to the kids for me.

[Bureau of Meteorology, Northern Territory @BOM_NT]

A wet start to the official #DrySeason for #Darwin. Middle Pt with 83mm - over twice their total #DrySeason average!

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That first contestant on American Idol was an absolute gun. I feel good!

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Channel 9 has excelled again. Cutting to an ad break just as the Ugandan marathon runner made his move.

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Cloke is starring again. Pies should let him go.

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Noooooo Adam Scott!!!!

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Sam Lane

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I hope Ana's match goes to three sets. I could watch this all night!

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Telstra is the worst. Anyone else having probs?

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I cannot watch that imbecile Newman any more. Off to bed.

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@Cram3073 I was told by aapt that it could be 24 hrs. I'm going to deduct one thirtieth of my next month' bill for inconvenience

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@Cram3073 yeah fn do

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Telstra really annoys the daylights out of me. Get a decent server you dopey mongrels

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@Cram3073 should have

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Haven't treated for ages. Sitting in the hairdressers at Edwardes St waiting to be shorn.

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I tell a lie
It's Eric Carmen
Nilsson did Without You

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Dear XFactor judges
It's not a Celine Dion song
It's a Harry Nilsson song

[Bruce Kearney @BruceKearney]

Americain is off to the glue factory.