Bruce Wayne

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@Jason_Todd No. I'm not superstitious. But I didn't survive this long by ignoring things, either. Stranger things have happened.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@Jason_Todd Could be our last.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *snorts* See if I can /stop/ you.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ Superdick.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *deadpan* I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ Mmhm. Corporate gag gift.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ Definitely not. Besides, I already have a pair.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@J_Constantine_ I have those. I have LOTS of those. @ClarkJKent_

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ Do not get me socks. I have plenty of socks.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* I thought I did, once. Hmm.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* I'm not blaming you. You can always send them my way.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *text* What's creepy? I'm not the one doing laundry for an audience, shirtless.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ -watching from the Cave- *Texts* Yellow and blue don't make blue in socks, Kent.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* No problem.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* Give me a break, Clark. You know better than most how much truth there is to that story.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ -laughs for another five minutes, then- *txt* Remember, approach with caution. Sooth the savage beast, and all that.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* I know you will. Everything will be fine, you'll work it out. -smirking-

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* Yeah. But I'm not treating my wife like a child, so points to me.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* ...maybe just a little, yes.

[Bruce Wayne @BruceTWayne]

@ClarkJKent_ *txt* Are you her parent now? That's a bit risque for you, Kent. I'm shocked.