Bruise Violet

World Burlesque Games 2013 British Crown winner. Burlesque performer, cabaret singer, silly bugger. Blues And Burlesque cast member, lover of tat and gameshows.

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Can't wait!! My first show at the new venue and what a peach of a line up!! https://t.co/jybBQtRjZb

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Oh wow...... #MumBBC what a brilliant programme. All the feels. Every single one. So much is said in those silences. Fan bloody tastic. *Round of applause* #NoSpoilers

[The Velvet Burlesque @VelvetBurlesque]

#Festival #Performer #Applications still open for #SBCE2018 - email [email protected] #TheVelvetBurlesque #SheffieldBurlesqueCabaretExtravaganza

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

@just_joeeee @RedDwarfHQ Oh god......please somebody make this happen.......

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Great ideas I have had No. 568 - Doing my roots on the coldest day since FOREVER. No honestly, I'm having a brilliant time...... Wet hair in this weather is amazing..... ❄️❄️☃️😬

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

@TonysaurusRox I like that it's kind to people, there's no flim flam with awkward sob stories, straight to the singing, no nonsense or drama. Top telly! X

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Finally went to @templeofseitan today for my one year veganniversary!! Worth the long drive and big queue, utterly fantastic grub, can't wait to go back! #Vegan #VeganJunkFood #HailSeitan #TempleOfSeitan #Nom #SodTheDiet #CheatMeal

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

@how_IC_it I did yeah!!! Looking amazing as ever, love that girl!! Might even apply for the next series 😍

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Not generally a fan of talent shows but #AllTogetherNow is really worth a watch. Feel good telly and some really great singers. Not cruel or exploitative. Well done BBC!

[Alex Brandsen @alex_brandsen]

"UK milk sales down £240m over two years" So dairy farmers come up with the #februdairy campaign to try and minimise this loss. It's all about money, not about their 'love' for cows. https://t.co/1T8FMLCXU2 #febudairy #lovecows #hypocrites #dairy #dairyfree

[ProudCabaretBrighton @BrightonProud]

🌴🍍🍓 @Bruise__Violet #proud #proudbrighton #cabaret #cabaretlife #burlesquelife @ Proud Cabaret… https://t.co/cTe54Mk3ba

[ProudCabaretBrighton @BrightonProud]

Who’s ready for @Bruise__Violet Pre Show Singing? #proudcabaret #proudbrighton #burlesquelife… https://t.co/blkMpey35j

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

@nosuchthing A Cleopatra shoehorn?? The sets and costumes of the 1963 version were reused for Carry On Cleo, exactly what DeMille wanted to avoid by his Ten Commandments burying caper. Pretty tenuous but still........ 😂 https://t.co/tCfiRzd1o8

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Watched the first episode of #BlackMirror tonight. Oh my god!! Can't wait to get stuck into the rest of the series!! Amazing stuff!

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

NYE at Proud Camden!! Waiting to go on for the last set. Why am I doing that with my face? Who knows! https://t.co/uDB0QWEOHG

[Dave The Bear @bighairygrowler]

Spending New Years with these stunners. Have a good one lads, stay sexy.
@ProudCabaret

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

I was about to go to bed.....but Total Recall just came on.... Be rude not to!! I think we all know that I'd totally be a dancer at The Last Resort. I'd love to have three tits, think of the bookings!! Buying undies at Primark would be a nightmare though. #ShowgirlNightOff

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

@amylongsden We're living the dream!!

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

So very glad that @frankieboyle is back on the telly more these days. Top man, top work.

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

Lee's out tonight and I have the house to myself. What am I doing? Binge eating bread and falling asleep after one single whiskey. Rock and roll motherfuckers. \m/

[Bruise Violet @Bruise__Violet]

That's my Sunday sorted then! So much great telly around at the moment! https://t.co/QLxMd8RU5L

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Okay so Black Mirror S4 is up on Netflix. Hope you like it.