Brummbär64 🇺🇸

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods? Why, its A-holes shit postin' in my X neighborhood. In my woods, women don't choose the Bear, the Bear chews them

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So, on the rare occasion when she shuts her mouth, does the little light stay on? Or does it operate like the light in a refrigerator?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Thank God we dodged that bullet.

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@DjuricTine Happy Natal Anniversary! Same as my wife. Hope you had a nice TDteenth

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Beans are always better with bacon...

But I don't think this counts

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

Kevin Bacon stars in a new advertisement encouraging everyone to eat beans instead of meat every Wednesday

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@1Nicdar 1964 Corvette Stingray

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@DjuricTine Dr. Marsh Tracy a.k.a. Daktari

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@AntiLeftMemes Harvey Fierstein

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@DjuricTine Cap didn't return with the milk...

He went back for it

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@1Nicdar I had a Scottish friend who used "Thing-Me," it had a quaint ring to it in his Scots' Braid

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@ywomendeservles Could be the big "FUCK OFF" written all over your face

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@MyronGainesX Ya know? I've been with the same woman for 35.5 years, married for 34 of them. You want to know some of the reasons why it's lasted? My wife was NEVER like that skank, had an extremely low single digit number, and never went through a hoe phase. Choose wisely

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@Jesii_ca_M As long as they're natural, they're all good

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@BrianAtlas Ignore Phallus Gobbler... Uh... Felix Giebeler. He's a moron

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@1Nicdar

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@BrianAtlas Why the Hell don't you wear a fancy ball gown and a freaking tiara if you want to demonstrate what a princess you are? You certainly have the attitude that you are one. No man owes you anything, especially if you never offer them anything worthwhile

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@DjuricTine "How do I fix this?"

You can't 'fix' stupid

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@DjuricTine Hmm. I used to make the trip from WLA to Santa Rosa, CA (~450 mi) in about 7hrs (incl. traffic, gas, food and piss stops). How long will that trip take in an electric vehicle with only a 350-mile range before needing a recharge that will take WAY longer than a gas tank refill?

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@spencerpratt Go get'em Spencer. With you all the way

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@1Nicdar We can see them coming a mile away & I have ranged engagement capability

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@DjuricTine

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@GarbageHuman24 This kind of energy