Paulo Bruno

I make dumb jokes and shitty memes.

[sssina @sssina__]

@TheTorontoSun @SueAnnLevy What is sue bland levy’s obsession with foldbenders. It’s honestly disturbing at this point.

[Falsemotive, the Sage @Falsemotive]

@jowens510

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

THEY SHUTDOWN WALLSTREETBETS WE SHUT DOWN THEM.

[Paulo Bruno @BrunoBrodelli]

https://t.co/OCSxlLsy1O @Doritos which side you choosing cool ranch gang or nacho cheese gang?

[GrumpyDodgersFan, pending physical @GrumpyDodgerFan]

@StevenTDennis you need to call out Bernie Sanders for missing this vote. He can’t act like the savior of the proletariat and pull this kind of crap.

[🎩OneMadHatter @wiccydwomyn]

@helenaguirrefer Your only rationale for "opening" a state that was never fully shut down is to avoid paying out the minimal unemployment benefits they should have had weeks ago. You, @GovRonDeSantis, @gop, and the whole lot of you are elitist criminals. #floridaunemployment #FloridaMoron

[Paulo Bruno @BrunoBrodelli]

Love the new book you have coming out @GovRonDeSantis!

#LockDownFlorida #ShelterInPlace #floridamoron #floridabeaches #Floridacoronavirus

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Over the past ten days, Florida’s positivity rate for new cases has ranged between 4.12% and 6.18%. Roughly 95% of these tests come back negative.