The Portuguese Guy !

Only God Can Judge Me ! |

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

Bitch....

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

Just noticed that =d...?

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

When people don't reply but change their pm's :| seriously...

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

FOLLOW @BrunoC_01 NOW !!!!!!!!!! (Other account :p) will follow back

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

Does fitness run in your family !! ;)

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

@Kelseyy122 K. Xxx

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

@Kelseyy122 leave it :| or ill just keep saying you love callum :) xxx

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

@Kelseyy122 nooo, leave it !! :D xx

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

@Kelseyy122 noo, its not cba to change it you keeping it there cause you know its true B) xxx

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

@Kelseyy122 you still have that lool ;) I'm loved xxxx

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

Its fuckin snowing :D

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

When taylor swift & harry styles brake up, taylor swift is gonna write a song called "I went in the wrong direction"

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

I'm only perfect because of who I am when I'm a part of you.

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

Is that banana bread in your pocket or do you have a loaf shaped penis that is also causing these seagulls to swoop down at your crotch ?

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

Crying would be much more fun if tears screamed, "Weeeeeeeee!" As they rolled down our faces.

[The Portuguese Guy ! @BrunoC_05]

I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*