I'm Bruno the Bull Terrier. I was with a rescue group for awhile before my Hoomanz became my full time home. I love crashing into things & getting goofy
Got a box and nicely wrapped your gift only to just realize I didn't put the gift in the box ๐ฅด
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@CocaCola not sure what your dreams are cause Dreamworld tastes like armpit...an acquired niche taste even for a dog like me. Hooman says no thanks.
#keepdreaming#dreamon
@laMadeleine your Nutella croissant muffin isn't getting the hype it deserves. I keep expecting a line for them. No pic. I ate it too fast
#Yum@NutellaUSA
Someone is having a bad day @DFWAirport 'Test' alarm blaring in at least 2 terminals and Skybridge train area for 15min and counting....Some people appear to be loosing it...others slight panic setting in #justATest ? #travel
I'm announcing my run for President of the United States on the Pizza Party ๐ ticket. I'm strong, confident and know how to have fun. And pizza.
#pizzaparty#Presidential
@MichaelsStores Tinisha at your Preston Village Store in Plano is an awesome mind reader! My words were basically nonsense and she knew exactly what I was looking for! Keep her front and center to help the other people with holiday brain like me!
#HolidayMagic
@Walmart I can buy an item online that is in stock at your store and pick it up in an hour for a lower price than I can get it picking it up in store myself. How does this make sense? You won't even price match your own site!? Guess I'll get it elsewhere. #fallofWalmart
@POTUS What are you doing about electricity prob in TX? I have an infant, no electricity since Mon and now being told we are running out of water because the muni water doesn't have electricity to pump water! What are you going to do to help us?