Bryan Liberty

Sausage King of Chicago

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Wait, there's a Godfather TWO?

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

I know there's a raccoon in the microwave - who do you think put him there?

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

You think Mary Todd kept the program?

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

I'm the reason motorcycles are no longer allowed in Home Depot

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Kid Cage

(from the makers of Baby Straitjacket)

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Good news for Ricky Gervais: we've reserved you the suite in Hell between Adolf Hitler & Chumbawamba

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Shoutout to Ricky Gervais for not choking on his own shame & dying in a bloated puddle

[Benny 'SF' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I have great calves but rarely does anyone compliment me on them

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

I remember my childhood days driving round with Connie Sellecca, wearing my super suit & fighting bad guys... good times

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

I just know my parents are gonna love you Freeknasty

[PappyGEE @MyNameIsPappyG]

Unlike an M&M, I will melt in your mouth. Never mind I'm done.

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Shoutout to the original Fidel Castro, who looks damn good for 294

[brad stovie @RaphaelEivots]

Bitterness impedes flight

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

My wife bought a helicopter. It's parked in the driveway next to the tiger pen. I stopped asking questions a long time ago.

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Shoutout to people with political views

[Benny 'SF' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I carry a wallet ironically.

[Dreunkin Guroo @austomagnamus]

Ah, yes, the later hours, when the bots come out

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Entrepenuer = sack of manure

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

I guess that's why they call it a chainsaw

[PappyGEE @MyNameIsPappyG]

I'M COMING OUT SHOOTING!

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

Siri is an important technological breakthrough, because who else would actors in phone commercials talk to?